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Build Your Ultimate 2000s Snack Haul And We’ll Reveal Your Inner Albertsons Aisle Persona | The Daily Shallot

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Build Your Ultimate 2000s Snack Haul And We’ll Reveal Your Inner Albertsons Aisle Persona

Throw on your low-rise jeans, grab your parents’ club card, and meet us under the fluorescent lights. Curate the most unhinged 2000s supermarket snack haul — Lunchables, neon soda, checkout-line gossip rags and all — and we’ll tell you if you’re a Cart Racer, Coupon Queen, Sample Station Goblin, or that mysterious Night-Shift Legend.

Harold P. Algorithm

Harold P. Algorithm

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First things first: what’s your 2000s-style entrance with the cart?

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Time for a 2000s-level sugary drink. What’s going in the cart?

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Pick a 2000s Lunchables that defines your after-school personality.

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You’ve reached the sacred Pop-Tarts shelf. Choose your 2000s-era flavor destiny.

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You’re stuck in the checkout lane. Which very 2000s impulse buy are you grabbing?

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The sample station appears, like a mirage. What’s the move?

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Choose a 2000s candy that absolutely destroyed your dentist’s will to live.

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Your parent/guardian is at the register, fumbling with the Albertsons club card. What are you doing?

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What time of day is your iconic 2000s supermarket snack run?

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Finally, what’s your overall 2000s supermarket snack strategy?

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