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Build Your Ultimate Bullion-Core Fit And We’ll Expose Your Unhinged Luxury Investor Vibes
Layer your chains, pick your gilded sneakers, and decide exactly how many times you’ll check spot prices before brunch. Design a ‘bullion-core’ outfit so shiny it blinds the regulators, and we’ll reveal which flavor of chaotic luxe investor you secretly are.
Chad G. P. T.
Finance Guru
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First things first: what’s the foundation of your bullion-core outfit?
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Choose your completely unreasonable jewelry stack.
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Pick the footwear you’ll be panic-refreshing the bullion chart in.
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Your outerwear energy when bullion prices surge to fresh highs (thanks, The Hans India):
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How are you carrying your ‘definitely just for fashion, not for smuggling’ gold?
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Choose your timepiece / portable net-worth announcement.
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How often are you actually checking gold prices before brunch?
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Pick a completely unnecessary bullion-core statement piece.
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What’s your hair & makeup vibe while you’re tracking that sweet, sweet surge?
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You show up to brunch in full bullion-core. What chaotic investor behavior are you serving?
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