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Pick Your Most Unhinged Meme Investments And We’ll Reveal Your Inner Chaotic Finance Bro
From GameStop truthers to Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory chart-gazers, build your cursed portfolio of meme chaos and we’ll tell you exactly what flavor of unhinged finance bro you are online. This is not financial advice. (Obviously.)
Sammy Illuminatus
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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory (NASDAQ:RMCF) just broke above its 200-day moving average. What’s your first chaotic instinct?
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A new meme coin called $RMCFROCKET just launched with the tagline “cocoa to the moon.” How are you reacting?
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Where do you secretly get most of your “research” about what to buy next?
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GameStop announces something wild again. What’s your move?
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Describe your current portfolio vibe in the most chaotic way possible.
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Your latest “sure thing” is down 47% overnight. Pick your coping mechanism.
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What audio is playing over your internal monologue while you trade?
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How do you decide when to finally sell a meme investment?
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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory announces a “limited-edition blockchain truffle” collab. What’s your chaotic pivot?
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Bonus chaos: Which of these is the *most* cursed actual investing behavior?
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