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Plan A Slightly Chaotic Vatican Art Crawl And We’ll Reveal Which Overdramatic Renaissance Masterpiece You’d Secretly Start A Cult For
Build your unhinged Euro-trip itinerary through the Vatican: pick a gelato, flirt in the Raphael Loggia, side-eye the Swiss Guard’s fits, and we’ll match you to the dramatic Renaissance artwork you’d absolutely form a vaguely blasphemous fan cult around.
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent
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You’ve just power-walked into Vatican City. What’s your first chaotic priority?
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What’s your Vatican museum outfit vibe?
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Your pre-fresco gelato order sets the tone. Choose wisely.
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You finally step into the Raphael Loggia, mid-restoration celebrity. What’s your reaction?
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Where are you most likely to have an ill-advised museum situationship moment?
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A tour guide butchers an art-historical fact in front of you. What’s your move?
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Pick the chaos level of your ideal ‘spiritual moment’ with art.
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It’s museum cafeteria time. What are you stress-eating between masterpieces?
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You’re in the gift shop. Which slightly blasphemous souvenir are you grabbing?
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Your friends say you’re starting a ‘little art cult.’ What’s the first rule?
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