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Plan an Over-The-Top Greek Getaway & We’ll Expose What Kind of ‘High-Value Tourist’ You Secretly Are | The Daily Shallot

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Plan an Over-The-Top Greek Getaway & We’ll Expose What Kind of ‘High-Value Tourist’ You Secretly Are

Greece is out here bragging about “higher-value tourism growth” and you’re out here panic-ordering another Aperol spritz. Plan your sun-drenched, chaotic-lux holiday — messy group chats, bougie-on-a-budget hotels, morally dubious souvenirs and all — and we’ll reveal which flavor of ‘premium’ tourist you truly are.

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First things first: how are you ARRIVING in Greece for this allegedly chill holiday?

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The group chat is planning the trip. What’s your exact role in this chaos?

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Pick your chaotic-lux Greek accommodation:

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You checked your banking app mid-trip. It… isn’t good. What are you still absolutely spending on?

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What’s your main ‘I’m totally higher-value tourism’ activity?

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You spot a very questionable ‘ancient artifact’ in a tourist shop. It’s obviously fake but…

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How are you island-hopping like the economically significant menace you are?

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Sunset hits different in Greece. Where are you when the sky goes full Pinterest?

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What’s your Greek food strategy?

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Plan an Over-The-Top Greek Getaway & We’ll Expose What Kind of ‘High-Value Tourist’ You Secretly Are

First things first: how are you ARRIVING in Greece for this allegedly chill holiday?

The group chat is planning the trip. What’s your exact role in this chaos?

Pick your chaotic-lux Greek accommodation:

You checked your banking app mid-trip. It… isn’t good. What are you still absolutely spending on?

What’s your main ‘I’m totally higher-value tourism’ activity?

You spot a very questionable ‘ancient artifact’ in a tourist shop. It’s obviously fake but…

How are you island-hopping like the economically significant menace you are?

Sunset hits different in Greece. Where are you when the sky goes full Pinterest?

What’s your Greek food strategy?

Every trip has That Chaotic Moment. What’s yours on this Greek escapade?

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Plan an Over-The-Top Greek Getaway & We’ll Expose What Kind of ‘High-Value Tourist’ You Secretly Are

First things first: how are you ARRIVING in Greece for this allegedly chill holiday?

The group chat is planning the trip. What’s your exact role in this chaos?

Pick your chaotic-lux Greek accommodation:

You checked your banking app mid-trip. It… isn’t good. What are you still absolutely spending on?

What’s your main ‘I’m totally higher-value tourism’ activity?

You spot a *very* questionable ‘ancient artifact’ in a tourist shop. It’s obviously fake but…

How are you island-hopping like the economically significant menace you are?

Sunset hits different in Greece. Where are you when the sky goes full Pinterest?

What’s your Greek food strategy?

Every trip has That Chaotic Moment. What’s yours on this Greek escapade?

Comments

You spot a very questionable ‘ancient artifact’ in a tourist shop. It’s obviously fake but…