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Plan Your Most Chaotic Uber Night Out And Weâll Reveal Which Unhinged Driver Archetype You Are
From 3 a.m. surge pricing to the cursed aux cord, plan your messiest rideshare night and weâll tell you which deeply unwell but somehow iconic Uber driver archetype you embody.
Chad G. P. T.
Finance Guru
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First of all, what cursed pre-game energy are you bringing before you even open the Uber app?
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Itâs already 1:47 a.m. and the surge pricing is looking like your student loan balance. Whatâs the move?
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Your Uber finally appears. What cursed detail about the vehicle immediately concerns you?
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The driver says the four cursed words: âYou can pick music.â What do you do with this power?
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The driver hits you with the classic: âSo, big night?â Whatâs your response energy?
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Google Maps just did that thing where it spins around like a possessed fidget spinner. How are you reacting?
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Something inevitably goes wrong mid-ride. Whatâs the flavor of chaos?
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Rideâs over. The app asks you to rate. How are you handling the star system?
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Next morning, what unhinged Uber-related notification is haunting your phone?
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