Interactive Quiz
Plan Your Overly Dramatic ‘Are You Dead?’ Status Updates And We’ll Reveal Your True Unhinged Internet Era
Schedule your fake demises, cryptic resurrections, and “I lived, bitch” updates like the main character of a very cursed group chat — and we’ll tell you which chaotic corner of internet history you actually belong to.
Sammy Illuminatus
editorial cartoonist
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First of all, how does the “Are You Dead?” app even enter your life?
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You get one auto-scheduled “Are you dead?” status update. What’s the overall tone?
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Pick the cursed aesthetic for your “I might be dead” update.
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What actually triggers your “Are you dead?” app to send the update?
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What’s the *first line* of your dramatic “Am I dead?” broadcast?
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Your “Am I dead?” update auto-embeds a song. What plays?
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Who is the chaotic target audience for your “Are you dead?” notification blast?
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Plot twist: you *weren’t* dead, just offline. How do you announce your dramatic return?
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The app offers you one extra unhinged feature. What do you enable?
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The app malfunctions and sends your “Are you dead?” update to ONE deeply unprepared offline person. Who gets it?
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