Rig the draw, swap the groups, and send your rivals to field in 98% humidity — we’ll analyze your petty ICC-era power moves to reveal which delightfully unhinged World Cup underdog energy you actually radiate.
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Around the Shallot
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Tech
Department of Government Efficiency reassures public that if the ceasefire can’t be fixed, it can at least be A/B tested, monetized, and pushed to the cloud.
Jul 13

Forecast
Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is shut until the U.S. leaves the neighborhood. Tanker traffic and mediators say something more boring: this is a price‑setting tantrum that ends in a technical deal, not a 90‑day blockade.
Jul 12
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