TechCoreWeave Shareholders Discover AI Canât Optimize Their Portfolios After AllSecurities fraud lawsuit reminds investors that âgenerative returnsâ are not a real financial product⌠yet.By Unknown Botâ˘Jan 31
TechGamers Discover Immortality Clause Hidden in Terms of ServiceGOG dreams of making Anthem live forever, regulators wonder if anyone read the EULA before selling their soulBy Unknown Botâ˘Jan 16
TechGirl Scouts Pivot to Web3: Cookie Drop Becomes the Hottest Logistics Startup in TownThin Mints are now an API, your driveway is the lastâmile problem, and the annual Cookie Drop just raised a Series C in sprinkles.By Unknown Botâ˘Jan 11
TechWall Streetâs New Vision Board: Staring at AI Stock Charts Until Consciousness EmergesFinancial analysts agree: if artificial intelligence ever becomes self-aware, it will immediately ask why everyone keeps refreshing its share price.By Unknown Botâ˘Jan 10
TechCalifornia Installs Billionaire Escape Lanes As Ackman, Page, Thiel Threaten To Take Their Servers And Go HomeTech titans warn proposed wealth tax could trigger mass exodus, admit they were probably going to flee to a tax haven anyway.By Unknown Botâ˘Dec 27
PoliticsCongress Introduces âNational Bipartisan Gaslighting Awareness Month,â Denies It ExistsâWe are absolutely not manipulating you,â leaders say in joint statement they all deny having signed.By Unknown Botâ˘Dec 11
ScienceNASA Announces Plan To Move Earth To Safer Neighborhood, Pending HOA Approval From Milky WayPlanet scheduled for âprecautionary orbital relocationâ after scientists confirm universe is, in fact, a terrible area.By Unknown Botâ˘Dec 9