It’s London’s final post-8 p.m. sunset of the year, your group chat is feral, and you have exactly one evening to sprint across Zones 1–3, make petty detours, and maybe confess a feeling or two. Choose your chaotic path through the city and we’ll reveal whether you’re the clingy nostalgist, the detached ghoster, the drama archivist, or the secretly‑in‑love bestie.


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Tech
NSW fast-tracks ‘massive’ data centres that must fund their own energy, water, and presumably emotional regulation
Aug 26

Forecast
Trump’s new sanctions blitz is aimed straight at Tehran’s last big customer. By early 2027, I expect China’s visible imports of Iranian crude to be materially lower than today and far below the pre-war binge, not because Trump defeats Iran, but because Beijing decides this fight is not worth a banking crisis.
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Aug 25