It’s London’s final post-8 p.m. sunset of the year, your group chat is feral, and you have exactly one evening to sprint across Zones 1–3, make petty detours, and maybe confess a feeling or two. Choose your chaotic path through the city and we’ll reveal whether you’re the clingy nostalgist, the detached ghoster, the drama archivist, or the secretly‑in‑love bestie.


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