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Slurp Your Way Through a Bougie Oyster Binge & Weâll Expose Your Deepest Coastal Small-Town Vibe
From dockside cocktails of questionable ethics to hot sauce decisions you absolutely canât take back, build your dream fancy-oyster tasting and weâll reveal the oddly specific coastal small-town personality trait youâve been hiding since that one summer at the pier.
Casey Foil
editorial cartoonist
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The oysters at Stansbury have officially reopened. Whatâs your first move at this fancy-but-still-smells-like-low-tide oyster bar?
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Pick your ideal oyster style for this chaotic-cozy tasting.
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Time to sauce things up. Which hot sauce are you trusting with your delicate shellfish soul?
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Choose the beach shack youâd totally trust for a slightly unhinged brunch.
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Pick your questionable dockside cocktail order.
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Your friends invite you to a spontaneous Stansbury oyster pilgrimage. What role do you inevitably play?
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You sit down and something about this oyster spot feels⊠off. Whatâs your immediate red flag?
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The oyster binge is over. Whatâs your ideal post-slurp seaside activity?
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Lightning round: Which chaotic shellfish statement are you most likely to say out loud?
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Bonus nerd moment: Which of these oyster facts is actually true?
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