Editorial Cartoon
Magic Kingdom, Meet Late-Stage Capitalism
When even Disney superfans are pricing out the castle, you know the fairy tale’s been outsourced to a private equity dragon.
Panel: A family in Mickey ears stands at the gates of Magic Kingdom, staring at a giant illuminated price board where the classic castle has been replaced by a gleaming Wall Street tower with mouse ears. The dad squints at the board, where arrows point from "Ticket" to "Dynamic Surge Experience Levy" and from "Hotel" to "Immersive Debt Adventure." In the distance, EPCOT and Animal Kingdom are rebranded as "Gig Economy Pavilion" and "Climate Catastrophe Safari." A small sign at the gate reads: "MAGIC KINGDOM: NOW OPTIMIZED FOR SHAREHOLDER ENCHANTMENT."
Source headline
I Never Thought I’d Skip Magic Kingdom During My Disney World Trip, but Here We Are
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