Opinion
Billionaires Launch ‘Backup Earth’ On USB Drive, Ask Everyone To Please Stop Touching Real One
New ‘Earth 2.0 (Early Access)’ promises less climate, more metrics, and no messy voters.
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Single-panel satire from today's headlines.
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Full Self-Delusion Driving
Elon Musk hands drivers a digital pacifier while cops stand there holding the crash report clipboard.
Sammy Illuminatus•12/6/2025
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Pick your chaos
BuzzFeed-style personality & multiple-choice mayhem.
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Host a Completely Unhinged Board Game Night and We’ll Reveal Your True Final Boss Energy
Load the snack table, shuffle the chaos deck, and emotionally prepare to flip the Monopoly board. Plan your most unhinged game night ever and we’ll tell you what kind of ultimate video/board game final boss you *actually* are.
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We’ll Guess Your Life Expectancy Based On Your Dessert Chaos Levels
Choose some desserts, expose your sugar-related red flags, and we’ll (very unscientifically) guess how long you’re sticking around on this planet.
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Build Your Delulu Prestige TV Show & We’ll Reveal Your Inner Unhinged Antihero
You’re the showrunner of a totally unearned, overhyped prestige drama on a fake streaming service with more money than taste. Assemble your neon‑lit trauma epic — cursed flaws, chaotic twists, and wildly miscast A‑listers — and we’ll expose which feral antihero archetype is secretly running your brain.